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BANGERS JOKE PAGE
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Q: How do you say Fuck Off in Jewish?
A: TRUST ME ! ! !
Q: What is the definition of
embaressment ?
A: When you walk into a wall with a
hard on and you bang your nose !
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl
in poland ?
A: A Tourist !
Q: Why dont irish people eat pickled
onions ?
A: They can't get their heads into
the jar !
Q: Why dont Italians eat fleas ?
A: Because they cant get their little
legs apart !
Q: What's black, white, and red and
crawls along the floor ?
A : A wounded nun !
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